I'm feeling abit under the weather today. I have a slight fever, with a bit of a sore throat, and I've been coughing off and on too. I think I'm beginning to sound like a man...haha!!

Anyway, in about 3 weeks time I'll be heading to Singapore for "The Great Singapore Sale 2006"!! HURRAH!!! Feeling extremely excited about my little getaway, and very cheeky too, I feel somewhat tempted to put one of these "Out of Office" E-mail auto reply.. hehe..
Here are some of my favourites. They will knock you off your feet!

> 1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

> 2: I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you.

> 3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management

> 4: Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

> 5: The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

> 6: Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

AND, FINALLY, THIS ONE TAKES THE CAKE :

> 7: I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Steve' instead of 'Margaret'.